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This video is old, but I love it. It’s John Roberts who voices Linda on my currently favorite TV show Bob’s Burgers.

This video always makes me very happy and reminds me that moms are the best even when they shout at you to “pick your pants up.”

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY to my mom, my sister who is a mom, all the little 14 year old girls who are (hopefully new) moms, and the MILFS. Never forget about those MILFS.

First world problems.

I do not know how or why this is on my computer, but I love it.

yep. I get why these lyrics pack Madison square gardens. TOTALLY. GET IT.

Boyfriend.

Lyrics by the Biebs*

*god I hope not

“If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
Baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know
I got MONEY in my hands that I’d really like you to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire whilst we are eating fondue (CHILLIN AND WHILST IN THE SAME SENTENCE!? REALLY?!)
I don’t know about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two…”

…And I literally can’t copy/ paste anymore of this BS… except I do love the Buzz Lightyear shoutout. pure class….

“Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you think

I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe
I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know
I am ‘ma a make you shine bright like you’re laying in the snow
Burrrrrrrr”

Got my hair done today, courtesy of ShaSha Lee Studio in Bryant Park. You Like? I like verrr much.

(Now someone remind me never to do the Borat voice on here ever ever ever again.)

Finally. They get down to answering the question we all wanted to know. “WHEN DID YOU FIRST SHAG!?”

It is totally possible to be an employed dead beat.

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1 of 2 shirts (and a Lose Well button) I won from last night’s taping of The Chris Gethard Show.

ALSO…Chris, if you read this… sorry for taking all your free stuff. It just occurred to me I straight up just grabbed everything and then yelled at you for not having the right sizes. Who does that!? I do. I made it awkward, but I had a blast… yet again!

Serio. I’m wildly happy about winning, even though I am yet to fully understand how and why the word Madagascar led to that. Whateva.

THANK YOU!!!

LAUREN

ps- everyone go watch Teen Wheels right now. The fruit review dude aka Dan Klein is in it and it’s so clown. I love it. That dude is HILARIOUS.

another ps- Human Fish loves stock (my e-trade commercial idea. IT’LL WORK, TRUST ME.)

I love how Andy became a Pawnee Goddess and now he has graduated his women’s studies course #this season is about how Andy became a feminist

(Source: amypoehler)

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Justin Bieber. helluva talent. (no sarcasm implied at all)